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Then either spray your chest or, if your cologne is especially strong, do the patented spray-delay-and-walk-away.
Spray your cologne in the air, wait a moment for it to float down through the air, and then walk through the cloud of cologne (with your eyes and mouth shut, you don't want to go blind or inhale that shit). If she plans on kissing you, she doesn't want a visual confirmation that your dental hygiene is anything less than stellar.
There's a lot that goes into getting laid that most people don't take the time to think about.
When it comes down to it, your success with the ladies hinges upon everything from your appearance to your apartment to your flirting skills.
However, to some of you reading, the concept of decent hygiene has managed to elude you even into your adulthood.
Before going out on a date, or to a bar to pick up girls, or having a girl over for a dick appointment, you best take a shower.If you're trying to get laid, you're going to need to do something with your hair-down-there.You don't have to go total bald-eagle (unless your hookup has made it clear that that's the hairstyle she prefers for your peen), but you certainly should trim.This will make sure you're properly perfumed and keep you from smelling too harshly of cologne. Are you notorious for getting stuff caught in your teeth?You should also be making sure that you're brushing and flossing regularly. Keep these floss things in your desk or your car, along with some Wet Ones for that whore's bath I mentioned earlier! Dandruff is common with both men and women; it seems more prevalent with men because women manage it better.Getting laid isn't all about game or style on their own.